I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
