Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
