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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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