Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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