Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Party on wayne
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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