i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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