Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
tell me about the eggs
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