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no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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