His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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