i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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