Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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