You made me cry and you don't even care
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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