it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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