Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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