dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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