do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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