doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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