i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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