I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
