doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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