I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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