His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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