just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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