Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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