i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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