whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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