weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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