Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How naked do you want me to be?
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