Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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