my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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