i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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