He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
and she was petting her beer can
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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