He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
organizing the empties. That sober.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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