STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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