My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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