My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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