I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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