She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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