no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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