It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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