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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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