Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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