yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
And then he peed in my hair
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