Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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