Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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