gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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