so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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