I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
