YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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