I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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