office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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