Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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